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[ A very nondescript young man, aside from the fact that he's managing to look awkward, desperate and frustrated all in one. He runs a hand anxiously through his hair, and it's clear from the not remotely cool disheveled look of it that it's not for the first time. ]
Hello. Hi? Anyone out there? [ cue a genuinely cringe-inducing English accent ] Can anybody heeaaar me? Is anyone alive out theeere? [ like in Titanic, get it? No? Okay, he regrets that anyway, as is obvious from the slight grimace that follows it. ]
Okay, pretend that didn't happen. But really, is anyone listening? Maybe? ...please?
Hello. Hi? Anyone out there? [ cue a genuinely cringe-inducing English accent ] Can anybody heeaaar me? Is anyone alive out theeere? [ like in Titanic, get it? No? Okay, he regrets that anyway, as is obvious from the slight grimace that follows it. ]
Okay, pretend that didn't happen. But really, is anyone listening? Maybe? ...please?